just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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