ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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