No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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