The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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