sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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