dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I would ride that face into the sunset
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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