We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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