What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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