I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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