hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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