I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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