this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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