So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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