at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I deserve this hangover.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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