She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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