no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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