I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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