I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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