I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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