I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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