She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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