Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Im part way to drunk.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
