She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I know her cup size but not her name....
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