So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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