Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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