I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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