We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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