I'm going to jail i love you
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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