i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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