Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You were trust falling into bushes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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