Little spoons don't ask big questions
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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