So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i think we sleep fucked last night...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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