from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
why is half of my head shaved?
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