I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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