if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize