I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Pants are for mortals
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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