You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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