Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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