just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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