you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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