we're blogging at a bar
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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