Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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