Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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