He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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