He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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