so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
