I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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