He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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