doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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