the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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