Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
sex in a hospital.. check
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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