I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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