I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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