It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
