The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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