It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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