i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
The beer is more important than you right now.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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