So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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